Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...