Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...