What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Dissapointing
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...