Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
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trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
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A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
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The Kilted Scotsman
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Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...