Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
The results of a study
|About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish...