Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...