Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
Blond medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...