Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Spanish singer Julio Iglesias
|Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...