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Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
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Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...