A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...