Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...