Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...