Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Annoying phone calls
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Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Set up hidden cameras
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Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...