What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
man to do situps
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The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
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Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!