Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...