What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...