The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....