Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....