Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...