EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED…
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS...