Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Children Books You Won’t See
Children Books That Didn’t Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won’t Eever See…1…You...
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...