God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Architect programmer
|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...