Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Children’s worst book titles!
Children’s worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...