Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...