Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...