Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...