Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...