Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...