Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...