Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...