Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Battered women?
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think…...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...