Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
New scientific theories VI
New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...