Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...