Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...