Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
The job security quiz
|The job security quiz will help judge how long you’ll end up at your...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.