How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...