The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...