Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...