Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...