Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...