I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began…
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...