What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...