Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
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A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Translations for men
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...