One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Idiot Sightings!
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Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
A surgeon and an architect
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Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Cool Bumper Stickers!
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The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...