Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...