The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Favorite Drink
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...