Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Native American hears
|A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman...