Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...