Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...