THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
This wife is too jealous
|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...