Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...