Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...